Q. What’s a bully-for-hire?
A. I used to bully fags in school, now I let them pay for it. Was out of work two years ago and took an ad on Craigslist saying I was looking for “generous” foot fags. They know as soon as they meet me what I think about them and queers in general. They can pay to lick my boots, shoes, sneakers, feet, but that’s it. I charge $100 for 20 minutes, and don’t let them play with themselves, so they want to keep going. Most stay down there a full hour. One fag stayed two hours. There’s a cash machine downstairs from my apartment, so they’re always running down for more. I always make them thank me for taking their cash.